What Does Wittgensteino Calculate? Does It Even Mean Anything?
Published on May 1, 2025
What Does Wittgensteino Calculate? Does It Even Mean Anything?
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When you open that chaotic .txt file exported from WhatsApp on your phone, all you see are emojis, supposedly-funny smileys, and those endless “so what are we doing?” debates. Wittgensteino dives into this mess, conducting a kind of linguistic-psychometric mining: how diverse is the vocabulary, are the sentences analogical, is someone constantly dropping fallacies, who’s the most toxic? Then it reduces all these signals—like pieces on a chessboard—into three major scores: estimated IQ, emotional age, self-confidence range. The critical point: the scores don’t come from cloud APIs; compressed models run directly on-device using TensorFlow Lite and Core ML, so your chat privacy stays on your phone. I’m not claiming “IQ is virtue”; I’m just flipping Wittgenstein’s “the limits of my language mean the limits of my world” into “the variance of your language is a projection of your mind”—all the metrics flirt with the capacity for meaning-making.
The table below shows, for each metric, the relative coefficients of how raw scores affect the three targets (intelligence ⬆, emotional age ⬇, self-confidence ⬆). Numbers are normalized to a 0–26 scale; a higher value means a stronger effect, and “(reverse)” denotes negative correlation.
| Metric | Most Intelligent (IQ impact) | Emotional Age (lower = younger) | Self-Confidence (higher = more) | |-----------------------------------------|:----------------:|:----------------:|:----------------:| | High Lexical Diversity | 12 | 3 | 2 | | Abstract & Conceptual Language | 17 | 8 | 7 | | Few Grammar Errors | 10 | 1 | 3 | | Logical Reasoning (Low Fallacy Rate) | 17 | 5 | 3 | | Low Self-Contradiction | 8 | 13 | 7 | | Directive Abundance | 5 | 1 | 20 | | Low Exaggeration | 7 | 15 | 10 | | Low Toxicity | 8 | 15 | 15 | | High Risk-Taking | 5 | 10 (reverse) | 18 | | High Irony & Sarcasm | 11 | 3 | 15 | | Gen Z Slang Abundance | — | 26 (reverse) | — |
Why does lexical diversity get such a high weight (+17) for IQ? The 2024 ICLS study showed that word richness is strongly correlated with higher-level problem-solving; within model variance, it explained over 40% of outcomes. I use both MTLD (a text-length-robust diversity metric) and entropy-based measures; these are among the rare indices not inflated by text length, as discussed in the Text-Inspector interview. Sentence length isn’t a feature, since WhatsApp’s lack of punctuation makes everything look “complex” by accident—a ScienceDirect meta-analysis on length-diversity illusions proves this exactly.
Abstract & conceptual language signal is weighted 17/8/7; fMRI research shows that abstract word use activates the prefrontal cortex and areas associated with reasoning. Here I use a shrunk version of the “linguistic fingerprint” transformer trained by Mastromattei & Zanzotto (2024) for irony detection; the hidden layer outputs concreteness scores.
Low fallacy rate: Model fine-tuned on the LOGIC dataset catches fallacies like generalization and ad hominem with 0.81 F1. Someone with high argument consistency scores positively for both IQ and emotional stability.
Low self-contradiction is hard to score; I use semantic anaphora + sentiment polarity + topic modeling, giving +13 for age and +8 for IQ, since BA10 activity in Nature Communications suggests long-term coherence relies on plan-memory loops.
Directive language is the biggest confidence signal (+20), since someone saying “let’s do this” (not “what should we do?”) demonstrates subject-action alignment; in social psychology, directive use strongly correlates with self-efficacy.
Low exaggeration & low toxicity balance both age and confidence. Here, a local Perspective-style toxicity model scores -1 for aggressiveness, -0.5 for passive-aggressiveness. Glamour’s report documented that toxic message exposure triggers “dating burnout”; we lower scores for “high tone = high stress.”
Risk-taking mostly impacts self-confidence (+18): suggesting “let’s meet up” and sharing location is linguistic risk; ResearchGate found younger groups are more likely to propose risky plans. Its negative effect on emotional age is due to the correlation between impulsivity and risk in adolescent language.
Irony & sarcasm are double-edged: high confidence (+15) and decent IQ (+11). A 2023 fMRI meta-analysis showed irony resolution activates the “Theory-of-Mind” network (especially right TPJ) as well as classic language circuits. Skillful sarcasm signals both high cognition and social risk-taking, but excessive use hurts the toxicity score.
Gen Z slang is a strong (reverse) indicator for emotional age (+26); its discriminative power for age prediction is high. IQ and confidence weights are zero: saying “delulu” doesn’t make you smart or brave.
Language—the ASCII traces we leave behind with our thumbs on a phone screen—doesn’t end at the chat interface; it touches the circuitry that shapes thought, intent, and even the flow of consciousness deep in the cortex. Wittgensteino’s metrics are meaningful to the extent that they capture this neural-linguistic axis. For example, the MTLD algorithm I use for lexical diversity targets variance in context, not just word counting; a 2024 fMRI cohort showed that subjects with high verbal fluency also had inferior prefrontal cortex (BA45) activity tracking the “coherence” index of speech. In other words, as word diversity rises, the brain’s planning/organizing centers fire up—hence the +17 weight for IQ in the table, but only +2 for confidence, since fluent speech isn’t always brave speech. Why do I link the irony/sarcasm signal to both IQ (+11) and confidence (+15)? Meta-analyses show irony processing activates ToM networks, increasing cognitive load, while the ability to read between the lines is entwined with social confidence; someone skillfully deploying sarcasm demonstrates both high cognitive capacity and social risk-taking. This neuro-linguistic background suggests Wittgensteino’s scores are more than a “fun gimmick”—they have an ontological texture: the brain uses language not just as a conductor, but as representation; semantic clusters and pragmatic moves leave electromagnetic traces in cortical circuits. fMRI p-values inevitably blur when reduced to a tiny-model running on your phone’s CPU. Wittgensteino turns this blur into a statistical projection and holds up a mirror: “Look, your text shines here, it dims there.” The reflection may be warped, but as Wittgenstein noted, you can never see your own face without a mirror.